Camelot

The Original He-Man Woman Hater’s Club
After the death of King Uther, the throne is claimed by Uther’s daughter, Morgan, but since we can’t have girls in charge, Merlin scares up Uther’s illegitimate son, Arthur, and sets him up as a rival claiment.

Sex on the Beach
Arthur mopes about Guinevere’s impending marriage until she finally has sex with him on the beach where they met. Morgan plays nice, inviting Arthur to dinner, but she’s clearly got something crazy up her sleeve. Leontes and Kay do some recruiting.

Kickass
Merlin, Arthur, and Morgan all get their asses handed to them in one way or another. Merlin fetches a new sword for Arthur, with disastrous consequences, and Igraine warns both Guen and Arthur to stay away from each other.

Justice
Arthur and Morgan address the country’s lawlessness and justice problem, in very different ways. Merlin’s gone totally off the deep end in the wake of Excalibur’s death, but gets to flirt with Igraine a bit. Arthur actually starts learning to act like a grownup.

Road Trip
Arthur and Guen hit the road to visit her dying father, while Merlin and the Camelot Crew head out to collect Sir Hector’s library. At Magical Manse, Morgan gets an unexpected visitor.

Waiting, Wishing, Watching
Morgan lures the Camelot Crew to Magical Manse and proceeds to stage a very elaborate fake attack, apparently in an attempt to find out who Arthur’s in love with and to finally start fully impersonating Igraine.

The Hunt
While the Camelot Crew goes out for a fairly pointless hunt, Morgraine wanders the castle in search of damaging information, and Igraine tries to find a way out of Magical Manse

Fallout
While most of the cast deals with the fallout from Arthur’s affair with Guen and Igraine’s hostage situation, Morgan distracts them with a series of attacks all over the country

A Slow Death
Arthur finally finds out that Morgan’s been working against him all this time, but when he goes back to Camelot to confront her, things get really messy.



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