In a twist I didn’t see coming, almost nothing happens. The Stark kids unite, Sam and Bran work out Jon’s family tree, and the army of the dead heads south Continue reading Game of Thrones: The Dragon and the Wolf
Arya gets super creepy, Tyrion starts long-term planning, and the Band of Breathers run into a bit of trouble on their crazy mission Continue reading Game of Thrones: Beyond the Wall
Littlefinger sows discord amongst the Stark siblings, Gillie stumbles across a big secret, and Jon gathers a posse for an impossible mission Continue reading Game of Thrones: Eastwatch
Arya returns home, and sparks fly in more ways than one as Jon and Dany spar right before she rides a dragon into battle against the Lannisters Continue reading Game of Thrones: The Spoils of War
Dany and Jon meet, and it’s not exactly a love match (or partnership); Cersei gets revenge, and Tyrion’s big plans are unexpectedly crushed Continue reading Game of Thrones: The Queen’s Justice
Dany figures out her next moves, Grey Worm and Missandei take the next step, Arya turns north, and Theon and Yara run into their uncle Continue reading Game of Thrones: Stormborn
Arya ticks a whole family off her list, Jon and Sansa clash to the north, the Hound feels guilty, Sam suffers, and Dany comes home Continue reading Game of Thrones: Dragonstone
Previously on Game of Thrones: The date of Cersei’s and Loras’s trials were set, Dany got herself a fleet, and Jon retook Winterfell.
Last episode of the season, folks! In previous years this has tended to be a quiet episode, but this year the powers that be decided to go a little off script and do something exciting. And thank God for that, because most of the rest of the season was a bit draggy, don’t you think?
Previously on Game of Thrones: Meereen came under attack and Jon rallied his (very small) forces and started heading for Winterfell.
Things aren’t looking so good in Meereen. The city’s being blasted by fireballs catapulted from all those ships in the bay. Dany’s plan is to go fully nuclear, grab her dragons and burn the other cities in Slavers’ Bay to the ground. Tyrion reminds her that that same strategy is basically what got her father stabbed in the back and suggests they try at least a little diplomacy.
Some of the masters, along with one random guy who I guess is connected with their military, are summoned to the Great Pyramid for peace negotiations. They think Dany’s about to surrender, but that’s because they’re idiots who have, apparently, forgotten she has dragons and isn’t afraid to use them. And she also has a massive Dothraki army that is, even now, descending on some Sons of the Harpy who are down on the beach slaughtering people who are on the beach in the middle of a battle for no reason whatsoever. While the Harpies are being taken care of, Dany hops on board Drogon and burns a few of the masters’ ships. They quickly capitulate and get their throats slashed by Grey Worm. The one non-master is left alive to spread the story of how this all went down. Also, Tyrion politely thanks them for the new armada.
Previously on Game of Thrones: Arya got gut stabbed by the Waif, Jamie besieged Riverrun, and the Hound is alive and out for some revenge.
Lady Crane is onstage, giving a standout performance that brings the audience to tears. The applause and cheers are plentiful, and she bows and retreats backstage, where she hears a noise. Understandably wary, she goes to investigate and finds Arya on her bed, holding her wounded belly.
Lady Crane tends to her, bandaging her wounds (a skill she picked up after having inflicted a few herself, on unreliable lovers). We learn that the actress who went after Lady Crane is no longer with the company, and Lady C messed her face up pretty good, so she’s probably not going to be acting again anywhere soon. Lady C offers Arya a job with the company, now they’re down an actress, but Arya declines, choosing instead to explore the world.